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SBitC: Kankri x ReaderKankri x Reader
"I got Kankri..." you mumbled. You... Weren't really sure what to think about that. Sure, you liked him, and sure, you wanted to go out with him, but you didn't think you could handle seven minutes alone with him. He'd probably think your confession was some kind of trigger and start lecturing you about the importance of respecting others' boundaries.
You stood up and kind of dragged yourself into the closet. Kankri was pushed by Mituna after you, being told, "You need to get shomeone elshe to lescture!"
You both stood there awkwardly until you smiled, the perfect idea having popped into your head.
"Hey, Kankri?" you as

Kankri x reader: WTF DID I WRITEIn this story you are a human or troll whatever I don't care!

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You and your partner in crime , Mituna, were being lectured by Kankri..... AGAIN! All because you guys wanted to make pizza. And since you both suck at cooking , you made the oven explode. The kitchen is now covered in sauce and cheese along with you and Mituna.

" Do you know how triggering this is? Someone can walk in and see what a horrid mess you made! You do NOT want to trigger people! It's triggering! Now blagh blagh blagh blaghblllaaaggghhhhh!!!!!!!!"

You were currently tuning o

So Karkalicious : Karkat x Reader Part 2

A/N: I'll try to make this quick this time.
Here's part 2 of the fanfic. It still sucks, of course, but it's getting there. By the speed in which I'm typing I'm probably going to get at least one part up a day. I'm hoping I'll be able to do that until the holidays are over, which is in a while.

So we're finally getting somewhere. Everything is the same as it was last time, yadda yadda I'mma just go so you can enjoy the crappy writing.
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"(_Name_) it's time to get up, come on!" Your mum calls as she pounds on your bedroom door. You groan and roll over, getting tangled up in the covers in the process. The banging on your

Driving Lessons - Human!Kankri x Reader((Okay guys! This is my first reader insert. Its Human!Stuck by the way. All of it. Anyway! HOPE its not too bad....ENJOY~!))
Your name is ____ ____, you are 15 years old, and your best friend Kankri Vantas, is currently teaching you how to drive. See, you had already failed your drivers ed class once, so you wanted him to teach you. You weren't all that good at driving, and the thought of it scared you, but Kankri would always lecture you when he drove you to work. "____, It is very triggering t9 have t9 keep driving y9u everywhere. I kn9w y9u can't drive, 6ut that doesn't mean that y9u must ask me to take y9u t9 y9ur j96 everyday!" And blah blah blah!
So, because of him not leaving you alone about this, Kankri was currently lecturing you on the rules of the road. "....and when y9u reach a st9p sigh, n9 matter what, y9u must ALWAYS st9p. Yes? And then als9..." You had been tuning him out for a while now. You knew the rules, you just didn't kno

Unwound. Reader x Davesprite

He didn't understand what part of him was angered by the fact she hung out with Dave all the time, because he was Dave; just not the Dave that she wanted to be with. In a way, he was just a copy – the future of the guy she liked, an orange-cream carbon copy. But, Davesprite knew that this Dave, the original Dave, did not think much of the [h/c] human girl – at least not yet, of course.

He cursed himself, the Dave in present time, with a vial hate. It was unfair to him to have to watch [Name] attempt to win Dave's affections over when she already had Davesprites', the Dave from the future, love.

But she didn't want him, she wanted Dave.

I a

Gamzee X Reader .:Spin The Faygo:.-----------------
I had some fun getting to narrate as Gamzee. Haha very rude language ahoy!
If you are sensitive to foul words why and exactly HOW did you read Homestuck?
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2nd Person POV
The sun was beginning to set as you sit.
Your first pick was definitely Gamzee,he was the troll who came to mind when it came to a first time experience and you really want to see his face when he witnesses such a sight.

He'd make you try just about everything when you went on sight seeing tours,and a few times he had to carry your sick ass home after vomiting due to some raw,gross foods or even things that weren't even food that Gam SOMEH

Miracle Hinacle {SOLLUX CAPTOR}

[A/N]: OMG THE DESU.
Listen to Miracle Hinacle while reading this.
Link to English Lyrics and English Sun in the description!

Solluc Captor
Miracle Hinacle

Your name is... you don't remember... and you have a unique ability.

Using other's misery, you can turn it into good fortune. While you occasionally use it for yourself, you prefer to use it to help them.

Your legend is known as 'the miracle girl.'

Due to your ability, you've mastered the ability to control both time and space and bend them into positive outcomes. And because of that, you can bend the space around you to 'fly' or 'float.' You also bend time to 'disappear' from your 'v

Well fuck (Karkat X Reader) Karkat sighed, holding the hand of his matesprit as he watched her chest slowly rise and sink repeatedly. A single tear hung at the corner of his eye, it was truly killing him to see her like this, laying there almost life less and it was all his fault. The night hadn't gone at how he originally had planned it to, everything just went completely wrong. He had intended to take her out on a nice, romantic dinner and propose his love to her, this is what humans did to show that they wanted to stay together forever, right? Oh, but it all failed miserably and now he sat here praying to ever god that popped up in his thinking pan that [name]

What do? Sollux X Reader X Karkat [Drabble]

Two young trolls stand in the dark laboratory. One looking pretty well at ease and the other rather agitated and well… "pissed off".

"SOLLUX, CAN WE HURRY UP AND GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD?" Karkat, the shorter troll beckoned at the other. The one known as Sollux, shifted his bi coloured glasses up the rim of his nose.

"Oh 2hut up, kk. _____ doe2n't know we're iin her ba2ement u2ing her lab." he hissed through his fangs. Karkat growled deeply before sitting cross-legged on the engraved platform. He didn't know why he even agreed to this, it all seemed dumb and unnecessary, but in a way he was bored out of his mind. So why the hell not?

"Al

Sollux x Reader: Gaming

Sollux x Reader: Gaming

"Oh shit!" You yelled as a zombie downed you. You crawled towards a character that resembled an older version of your friend, John. "Why do I alwayth end up thaving you ___!?!" "Oh quit your bitchin and lemme kill some lame brains..." you spoke and shoved your friend playfully. You fired the weapon your character had but failed to take down some zombies. To be honest you were new to gaming. You enjoyed it but it was not simple when the controller had a zillion buttons.

Actually it had about eight buttons.

The controller vibrated as your half of the screen blurred to red, "Fuck!!" You said and looked down. "Haha thcr

A chance at a Bucket? ~SolluxxReader~

Sollux was sitting at his computer, hands folded below his chin, glaring at his computer screen. He could hear the shower water running- you were in there. You were staying at his hive, as yours had been destroyed by a strife between you and your lusus. It wasn't too much of a problem- you WERE matesprits after all….well, it was more like a kind of scarlet relationship, instead of a normal red, you were both slightly darker. Anyways…..

There was a message screen up on his screen from two weeks ago on Trollian. He himself had been frustrated at the time, and his friend, Karkat, had made it all the worse. He read it over, remembering all the

VantasxReader (Choose your sweater!)

Your name is (F/N) (L/N) and you just made a pretty big mistake.

You’d been washing clothes and had accidentally kinda sorta button mashed the alchemizer in the process. Thinking it’d be no big deal, you’d just shrugged it off and let it continue its wash, forgetting about the button sequence that- you thought- you’d accidentally pressed.

So, that left the problem at hand. You’d switched the clothes over to the dryer, not really thinking anything was wrong-the washer always made clothes seem so much small than they actually were! But digging around the dryer now, you could clearly see the problem.

You pulled u

Ranting - Kankri x Reader (short)
I'll just put it this way, Kankri was currently sitting in a chair, listening to you rant about something. How is this possible you ask? Well, I think i have to start from the beginning.
~Flashback~

You were on your newly restored laptop, checking your messages on deviantART. ((had to! But what I'm about to type is true)) There was a knock at your bedroom door. "Open it yourself!" You yelled at the door. Your sister walked in with a plate. You didn't see what was on the plate; you were too engrossed in your laptop to care at the moment.
"I made you lunch, ____!" You nodded. "Just..put it over there." You pointed at a random counter in your room and looked up. "is that.........WHAT THE HELL?!" You were freaking out. "WHY DID YOU PUT VEGGIES IN MY YAKI SOBA?! AND WHY DID YOU ONLY GIVE ME HALF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!?"
You continued to flip your shit at your sister. She eventually walked out, but STILL wouldn't leave you alone

The Gift of a troll [KARKAT VANTAS PART 1]== > SELECT A TROLL.

Karkat Vantas

As mentioned previously, you are ____ and are currently standing at your door with a human sized crate; Still rather unsure of what to do with it.

Shrugging, she charges at it with her HAMMER smashing the wood into pieces, leaving whatever was inside it completely intact.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Upon hearing the voice of anger, the girl quickly turns around to see what the mystery thing has become.

As her eyes met with the creature, they widened in shock.

You couldn't believe it!

How could such a thing exist!?

== > Jinx. You're not that shocked.

Yeah, you're actually pretty chills about this. Maybe even

Sleeping Beauty {Dirk Strider Crackfic!}

[A/N]: Soxxy being ill crackfic time! You'll notice that it sucks. Because my head is pounding and I feel the need to vomit. But I'll still give you sexy Dirk time. i just tried to spell time eight times FML

Dirk Strider
Sleeping Beauty

"Dirk."

No response.

"Dirrrk."

No response.

"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkk."

Again, no response.

You turned to your side angrily, glaring at a ladybug on the floor. Yea, sure he was asleep. Yea, it was two AM. And yes, you had had a nightmare that woke you up.

But that doesn't mean that he could sleep.

You looked back at his sleeping form, noticing his glasses were still on. Softly, you slipped

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New Years Resolution {Crackfic! The Vantases}

by ~soxxymoxxy, Jan 1, 2013, 7:07:37 PM
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[A/N]: I only wrote this because of the preview picture....

Karkat Vantas
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New Years' Resolutions [Crackfic!]

Kankri and Karkat sat on the couch, you snuggled between them with a sleepy look on your face. The three of you were watching FOX news at New York, less than a minute left until the New Years. You yawned, counting down, "5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."

Both brothers got up suddenly, Karkat pulling his pants up to underneath his arms and Kankri throwing his hands in the air. "Happy New Years!" they yelled, hugging. You had the urge to either punch the albino brother team, or to vomit from the adorableness of the nineteen-year-old and thirteen-year-old.

"Bro, I promise to try to be nicer to you this year," Karkat said, candy red eyes sparkling. You felt the fluffy vomit collecting on the back of your throat. Oh yea, you were going to vomit rainbows. You can feel it.

'So (Name), what was the first thing you did this year?'

'Well, I vomited rainbows because the people I live with are freaking cute! How about you, John!?'

Kankri looked down at his brother, "And I promise that I'll try to shorten my lectures, Karkat."

That sounds unbelievable.

You got up, clutching the butterflies and rainbows that were chilling in your tummy.

"I give you thirty seconds."

"Hey, bitch! Bro and I can do this!"

"KARKAT! Don't call name a bitch!"

Ten seconds.

Wow.

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~silvernightshade38 Mar 12, 2013

*throws up rainbows*
haha loved it!!!

~Xerriasorsw Jan 2, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

lol love it

~soxxymoxxy Jan 2, 2013 Student Writer

Si.
You need an icon.
I will make you an icon.
*does an art*

~Xerriasorsw Jan 2, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

yayzer laser

~Xerriasorsw Jan 2, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

sorry I'm so new at DA.... How do you link profiles like that? I kinda need to show that gamzee and homestuck belong to hussie....

~tweedledeekaoru21 Jan 4, 2013 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

You type : icon andrewhussieplz : without spaces for this particular Icon
and you'll get this

For other icons you do the same thing except you put the account name instead of andrewhussieplz

like mine for example
:icon tweedledeekaoru21 : without spaces =

I hope this helps. if there are any other questions just ask

~Xerriasorsw Jan 4, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Thanksies!

~tweedledeekaoru21 Jan 4, 2013 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

No problem C:

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