[A/N]: I only wrote this because of the preview picture....
New Years' Resolutions [Crackfic!]
Kankri and Karkat sat on the couch, you snuggled between them with a sleepy look on your face. The three of you were watching FOX news at New York, less than a minute left until the New Years. You yawned, counting down, "5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."
Both brothers got up suddenly, Karkat pulling his pants up to underneath his arms and Kankri throwing his hands in the air. "Happy New Years!" they yelled, hugging. You had the urge to either punch the albino brother team, or to vomit from the adorableness of the nineteen-year-old and thirteen-year-old.
"Bro, I promise to try to be nicer to you this year," Karkat said, candy red eyes sparkling. You felt the fluffy vomit collecting on the back of your throat. Oh yea, you were going to vomit rainbows. You can feel it.
'So (Name), what was the first thing you did this year?'
'Well, I vomited rainbows because the people I live with are freaking cute! How about you, John!?'
Kankri looked down at his brother, "And I promise that I'll try to shorten my lectures, Karkat."
That sounds unbelievable.
You got up, clutching the butterflies and rainbows that were chilling in your tummy.
"I give you thirty seconds."
"Hey, bitch! Bro and I can do this!"
"KARKAT! Don't call name a bitch!"