Do you like blood!? Do you like vampires!? Do you like vampire hunters!? Do you like Homestuck!? Do you like Hellsing and/or Hellsing Ultimate!?
Did you answer yes to any of those questions!?
If you did, do I have the story for you! It's a Hellsing/Homestuck crossover! That I, yes I, wrote! I might actually come out of my hole that is writer's block!
Welp, if you wanna read it, click this link right here and be taken to Fanfiction.net!!